Martin Mystery here!

shopaholicclover:

“Nice to meet you too Martin! Yup, I’m from Beverly Hill. Where’re you from?”

I’m from uh, Sherbrooke, Quebec. Where I attend…Torrington Academy. Ever heard of it?

-He tried to make the school’s name sound more important and defined than it really was.-

shopaholicclover:

colorgangflirt started following you

martin-mystery started following you

“I’ll be around for a while today again. Hope you didn’t miss me too much. And hi new followers! I’m Clover from Beverly Hills!”

From Beverly hills? 

(Wow! She’s beautiful!)

Martin Mystery here, nice ta meet you.

bluebadgerbitches:

martin-mystery:

bluebadgerbitches:

martin-mystery started following you

YOU LOOK LIKE LARRY JUST SAYIN’

Who’s Larry?

And more importantly, what are you?

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

LARRY IS MY BFF FOR LIFE

ME?

WHY, HUMAN

I AM THE BLUE BADGER, THE MASCOT OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT

AND I CAN SING AND DANCE

Oh, well. Larry must be pretty cool then, right?

Blue Badger?

…

(He doesn’t look like a badger…)

Well that means you’re on the same team as me. You know stopping criminals and all that. Do you sing good?

littlecrow-girl:

martin-mystery:

littlecrow-girl:

martin-mystery:

Thanks. 

/He shook her hand/

I’m a paranormal investigator, and you are?

Woah! A paranormal investigator?!

That sounds super exciting! Me? I’m the Great Thief Yatagarasu!

It is! Whoa, you’re a thief!? Is it alright to be bragging so loudly about that?

Also, you’re the first person to believe me, I think.

Well… [She chuckles, rubbing the back of her head.] It is pretty far-fetched, but I’ve seen some pretty crazy stuff lately. Besides, I just met you; why would you lie to me?

Of course I’m a thief! You’re right though, I should probably stop telling people that… But don’t think of me as some sort of common criminal. I only steal the truth to help put criminals behind bars!

/He laughs a little with her/

Well, most people don’t believe anything I say for a reason. I don’t have a very good reputation after all… eheh. Not with my boss anyway.

Yeah, you don’t want to get into any kind of trouble, right? 

So you’re a good thief?

littlecrow-girl:

martin-mystery:

littlecrow-girl:

“Mystery?” That’s a pretty cool name! [She grinned, extending her hand out for him to shake.]

It’s always nice to see new faces around here. What do you do?

Thanks. 

/He shook her hand/

I’m a paranormal investigator, and you are?

Woah! A paranormal investigator?!

That sounds super exciting! Me? I’m the Great Thief Yatagarasu!

It is! Whoa, you’re a thief!? Is it alright to be bragging so loudly about that?

Also, you’re the first person to believe me, I think.

returnfromhell:

martin-mystery:

returnfromhell:

Don’t make it easy for me, kiddo.

It’s to see. And to serve my robot overlord, obviously. Beep boop bzzt.

Hey, you could have been a cyborg for all I knew.

And you could have been an irritating little brat.

Glad one of us was right.

-Martin inwardly groans to himself.-

Sorry, Sir.

bluebadgerbitches:

martin-mystery started following you

YOU LOOK LIKE LARRY JUST SAYIN’

Who’s Larry?

And more importantly, what are you?

littlecrow-girl:

martin-mystery:

littlecrow-girl:

Oooh~! The new followers just keep coming these days!

It’s nice to meet you! The name’s Kay Faraday, but just call me Kay!

The pleasure is all mine, Kay.

The name’s Martin Mystery.

“Mystery?” That’s a pretty cool name! [She grinned, extending her hand out for him to shake.]

It’s always nice to see new faces around here. What do you do?

Thanks. 

/He shook her hand/

I’m a paranormal investigator, and you are?

littlecrow-girl:

Oooh~! The new followers just keep coming these days!

It’s nice to meet you! The name’s Kay Faraday, but just call me Kay!

The pleasure is all mine, Kay.

The name’s Martin Mystery.